The Avengers are coming within the next five weeks and this commercial teaser yesterday, but watching the Hulk bash an Alien head made me even more stoked for this movie. I CAN’T WAIT!!!
In theatres, May 4th. That is all.
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Dirtsman of the Week… Two-for-one Special!!!
A lot of bullshit happened this week. It’s stuff we gotta deal with everyday, such is life. Getting caught up on the follies of idiots around the world, there’s plenty I can pick out. I have two that stand out. That’s a lie, but we’ll keep it to two.
First up, whoever this guy is… makes Vlade Divac look like a Saint. This is has to be the worst flop I have ever seen in my life, regardless of sport. Shit like this is the main reason why I can’t stand sports. People faking injuries. If you’re going to fake an injury, don’t make it so blatantly obvious. You sir, are an assclown.
Second, and absolutely deserving of a beatdown of biblical proportions is this assclown we know as Geraldo Rivera, who wrote on Twitter, “His hoodie killed Trayvon Martin as surely as George Zimmerman.” You have got to be fucking kidding me. A kid is dead because he decided to wear a hooded sweater??? Since when is a “hoodie” considered an illegal garment??? I would like to know. A kid in a hooded sweater walking down the street with iced tea and skittles in his hand does not need to be approached by some Casey Jones wannabe because they want to know where he’s going. That is none of his damn business. I can go on about this but I can’t. Geraldo is straight up dirt, a true dirtsman. The comment I quoted him saying is actually in the video link below.
Dirtsman of the Week, Doug Christie
I rated Doug Christie as a player, was very good defensively and very versatile. The fact that his wife had his balls in her Coach bag made me lose respect for him. He’s not allowed to go out, he has to call her every time he leaves the team hotel. The rumoured porno they’re making. But this shit right here though… EXPLAIN THIS DOUG!!! EXPLAIN THE GUCCI DOG COLLAR, DOUG!!! EXPLAIN THE JAMAICAN TANK TOP, DOUG!!! You have this bamma trying to be the light-skinned Louie Rankin (Teddy Brukshut’s real name), too bad you can’t get a shot of the shoes he has on… probably some square-front alligators. But having no balls, it wouldn’t surprise me if he had on some thong-styled slippers. You know what… I can’t right now. I give you, your dirtsman of the week.
Straight Coonin'
March Madness Is Upon Us!!!
Needless to say we’re in March. The sports world however, is BUZZING. Free agency kicked of in the NFL this past Tuesday and teams are throwing millions at players, most of ‘em, don’t deserve that much. Will Peyton go to Denver or Tennessee??? Is Mario Williams really going to leave Houston for Buffalo??? I wouldn’t. The NBA trade deadline is today. Will Dwight Howard stay in Orlando??? Will he get traded??? Who knows, we’ll find out later, but I’m sure he’s staying. The NCAA Men’s Tournament kicks off today (yes, I know the first four played yesterday and Tuesday but nobody gives a shit about the first four).
I am armed and ready for war. I have today and tomorrow off from work to do nothing but watch Sports and I’m going to enjoy every minute of it!!! For the rest of you at work, have fun.
For What It’s Worth…
For those who don’t know, unofficially, the Washington Redskins have acquired the number two pick in next month’s NFL Draft. In exchange, the Redskins gave the St. Louis Rams the sixth selection of the first round, a second round pick for the draft as well as first round selections for the drafts in 2013 and 2014. The trade will not be made official until the start of the league year, this Tuesday.
I know we view Robert Griffin III as a “can’t miss” prospect and should be very good, if not phenomenal. Very good quarterbacks are hard to come by and if he can ball, the team is set for the next ten to twelve years. Let’s be real here though, the Redskins are known for fucking up and it all starts with their owner, Daniel Snyder. You’re giving away four premium picks just to move up four spots in the draft??? I know a franchise quarterback is hard to come by, but he can’t do it all by himself, with no supporting cast. At least, no premium supporting cast.
They better hope this kid can step in right away and turn water into wine because if he falters, there’s only one head to call for, and that is the one Snyder’s neck!!!
Don’t I Pay Enough???
For those of you who know, I drive across town everyday to get to work. I fill my gas tank once a week, usually. Alana, my car, has a pretty big tank for a four-cylinder engine. Last week, I paid a bit over $83.00 to fill this tank. I go inside, to pay for the gas. The absolute last thing I want is some motherfucker trying to upsell me on two chocolate bars or some gum. Look here, why don’t you ask your boss if I don’t already spend enough to be upselling me even more. This some ol’ bullshit. I already feel violated having to spend this much on regular gas… yeah, we’re not even talking 91 octane folks. Regular. Good ol’ regular gas. They want me to buy chocolate bars on top of it. How about I take the chocolate bars and give you a tip for your boss… “lower the price on gas and maybe, you’ll sell more chocolate.”
Just a thought. If I end up getting my German Princess (Audi) soon enough, my wallet is gonna be drilled even further. I think I may get a Kia instead. o_O
NBA All-Star Saturday is a Waste
I remember growing even to about seven or eight years ago, I always wanted to make sure I was home to watch NBA All-Star Saturday. The three-point contest… could be interesting, but everybody wanted to see the Slam Dunk competition.
After watching the first couple of events of this debacle, I’m on the bandwagon. The bandwagon that says this shit has to go! The Shooting Stars competition sucked, minus the fact that Allan Houston still can shoot the lights out.
The skills challenge was absolutely atrocious. Kyrie Irving should have left Orlando after the Rising Stars game. If you’re gonna half-ass it through the course, why even bother?
The three-point shootout was another joke, which at this point, I was already somewhere on the 401. As for the dunk competition… yeah, you get the picture. The Saturday night cannot thrive in this format any longer and interest needs to be rejuvenated somehow.
David Stern, his goons and the players ought to be embarrassed by this lackluster display, considering the fact they’re putting on non-lubricated condoms and are fucking the fans with these high prices just to see them come out and put on such a piece of shit.
The league knows better and should do better or just get rid of the event altogether. But we know that’s not going to happen as long as people still pay to see this fuckery.
NFL Week 7 Round-up
Let’s take a look at Week 7 in the NFL. I must say, this was definitely one of the more boring weeks of action.
1) The Bucs without LeGarrette Blount struggled although, I feel he wouldn’t have made that much of a difference against the Bears defense. The team rushed for 30 yards on 11 carries and Josh Freeman threw four picks. That recipe would never lead to a “W”, what’s shocking is that they only lost by six. What does that tell you about the Bears offense???
2) The Redskins are who I thought they were, a bunch of overachievers. Cam Newton basically tap danced his way around the Washington defenders en route to a 33-20 victory. The defeat gave the Giants a lead in the NFC East without having to leave their couch. Good job guys.
3) Seems like the Lions are coming off that high and are beginning to act like a bunch of thugs and lost a very winnable game they should’ve taken from the Falcons. Rumour has it that Avril and Suh were poking fun at Matt Ryan’s injury, when they have their own QB to worry about. Stafford was injured on the final failed fourth down attempt.
4) I was not sure if I was watching the Mariners at the Indians, because the Seahawks lost to the Browns, 6-3. By no means, should a football game end like that. EVER.
5) In one of the more exciting games of the day, the New York Jets came back to defeat the Chargers 27-21 in the fourth quarter. I think they chemistry questions about Sanchez & Burress should be put to rest with the three TD game today. Sanchez is not as bad as people make him out to be. Phillip Rivers running the two-minute drill should be questioned. There was no urgency, no decisiveness, no leadership. Since people want to hang Romo by his nuts all year, I would like to know what Rivers has done thus far.
6) Tennessee had the Texans ripe for the taking and forgot to show up to their own field for the game. Matt Schaub had a good game, Arian Foster had a great game, running and receiving for over 100 yards. Houston should lock up the AFC South. Speaking of the Titans not showing up, has anybody seen Chris Johnson this season??? He was last seen wearing a balaclava when he signed that new deal.
7) The Dolphins franchise should fold for setting new lows. Tim Tebow Day in Miami??? He plays for the opposition!!! Then to have him come back and lead the Broncos to a victory over the Dolphins… in Miami. Shame on them. Not sold on Tebow’s game one bit, but he wins. Winning is what matters. I see Sparano’s time in Miami winding down.
8) The Steelers beat the Cardinals in a closer than expected game. R.I.P. Cardinals.
9) I don’t know what was more silly of me, thinking that the Raiders would win or thinking that Boller would have a decent game??? This game ruined my ticket. Carson Palmer didn’t fare much better… scooping him for my fantasy team was not the greatest of ideas. Mike Brown is probably cackling while rolling a blunt right now.
10) Donovan McNabb’s career is pretty much done with the Christian Ponder era beginning sooner than we anticipated. Ponder did have the Vikings in contention up until late but let’s keep it real, Aaron Rodgers is a surgeon on that field. YUCK!
11) For once, the Cowboys decided not to have their fans blood pressure raise collectively and ran away with the game… literally. R.I.P. Rams
12) Who Dat?!?!?! Who Dat say dey gon’ beat dem Saints?!?!?! It definitely wasn’t the Colts who took it in every hole from every angle. 62 points??? YUCK!!!
In tonight’s game, I have the Ravens beating down the Jaguars 34-10.
The “LOL” Theory…
I want y’all to think about this. Social media has revolutionized communicating, but also made communicating a lot less personal in the sense that when you communicate to another individual without hearing a voice, it is harder to get a read on what the person means to an extent.
That being said… a week ago, me and few friends were out for a gathering when a topic was brought up by a good friend. What M said is very true when you think about it. You can write pretty much anything to anyone and put “LOL” at the end of your sentence and they would take it as a joke. To prove his point, he typed “HYMK” (my West Indians know what that means, especially the Trinis & Grenadians) to a random individual on his BBM and put “LOL” at the end of the sentence. Dude got a response from the person laughing. Needless to say, if you question the theory, put it to the test. Of course, it would have to be with someone who understands what “LOL” means.
The funny thing about this proven theory is not only that it is true but… not everyone that puts LOL at the end of the statement meant to send the statement as a joke. Something to keep in mind for the future.
FUCK Y’ALL… LOL
